“Bout To Get Real In Heeere NaBloPoMo # 23

It’s no secret that I love me some Real Housewives.
Every single city.
Addicted would be a better word.
If you saw my DVR series recordings it reads like a who’s who of Botox.
OC, Atlanta, Bev Hills, New Jersey, NYC, Miami.
I can’t stop myself.So since today is free writing, it got me to thinking.
What would my tag line be if I were a Real Housewife?

Well I was gonna do a vlog.
A video blog.
But my camera isn’t working.
So I did what I do best.
 I improvised.
My tag line?  "Don't touch that!! Now go wash your hands!

My tag line?

“Don’t touch that!! Now go wash your hands!

 

 

 

Don't hate me because of my Santa jammies
So here it is. The REAL me. Dark roots, Old Navy Santa pajamas, dirty dishes and all. Go forth and know that I am just. like. you.
So here it is.
The REAL me.
Dark roots, Old Navy Santa pajamas, dirty dishes and all.
Go forth and know that I am just. like. you.
Only worse.
Happy Saturday.

6 thoughts on ““Bout To Get Real In Heeere NaBloPoMo # 23

  1. RALee

    You look good! You should see me in my T-shirt and PJs and hair from hell!
    Funny how you took pics of yourself in the kitchen. Like I told my hubby, I live in the kitchen and I will die in the kitchen, dishpan hands and all.

  2. Antonia Belmonte

    HAHAHAHA. omg this post made me love you even more. The red wine. the dishes in the sink. the santa jammies. just yesterday i had on MY santa jammies from old navy, with dishes in my sink and NO intention of doing them. In fact they are STILL there waiting for me. HAHAHAHA that is so funny.
    Rock on sister.
    ROCK THE HELL ON!!!!

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