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I’m Sexy and I Know It NaBloPoMo # 25

Today’s prompt- Do you think you would enjoy being a “sex symbol?”


It’s like they know who I am!
And the answer is, OF COURSE!
I mean it gets hard at times when I get stares while at the Wal-Mart grocery shopping.
I know Mr. Guywhocleansthefloorswiththathonkin’bigmachinethatlookslikeazamboni but take a number.
I.Am.Taken.
I know what you are thinking.
I brought sexy back.

What people don’t understand is that I can’t help that I am a sex symbol.
I wish I could but I was born with it.
It’s a curse, really.

I think when Justin Timberlake writes a song?
Yeah.

It’s about me.

Even sex symbols need to let loose now and then.

 

Sigh.
It’s hard being a sex symbol.
AND exhausting.

I love to write about my family, John Hughes, tacos and Bruce Hornsby. Not necessarily in that order.

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