• Humor,  Life,  Motherhood

    Dance Like Your Bra is Showing

    I submitted this piece to the Erma Bombeck writing competition. I didn’t win but it’s all good. Because inside I am a winner. No, not really. It totally sucks I didn’t win.  By the way, it is pretty friggin hard to be funny in 450 words or less.  Or maybe that’s just me.  I like to pride myself on being a modest individual. I don’t rock the boat as it pertains to things like outfits, hairstyles or even my dietary needs. I like comfortable shoes, classic bob and Oreo’s. I am middle of the road. Some would even say boring. My teenager, however, has PLENTY of words to describe me,…