It was by accident really.
Not really even trying.
OMG MAYBE I DID SOMETHING ILLEGAL!!!!
Okay I probably shouldn’t have started a tutorial post with such low confidence.
This is definitely why I am not ever going to be featured on Blogher’s home page.
My friend Jen created it for me last fall and it was perfect.
But I get antsy every once in a while.
As evidenced by how many times I flip the furniture around in my house.
The above was all the same room.
In one year.
Recently, I had been kind of noticing blog headers online.
Just stumbled upon them, I wasn’t even really looking.
I was on Etsy one day and noticed that they sell blog header packages.
The prices were pretty reasonable, like 30 dollars for a package.
But I am cheap.
And I am broke.
Our house turns 14 this year.
It is on this year that our home decided to crap out.
We have dumped 3000 dollars in repairs to our home since February.
Not on FUN stuff, things like a new water heater, a new dishwasher, a new air conditioner fan and roof repair because POLAR VORTEX and HAIL and LOCUSTS.
So 30 dollars to make my blog pretty wasn’t gonna make the cut.
I AM WEARING MAKEUP FROM DOLLAR TREE PEOPLE.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The real itch started back in the fall or winter, not sure when exactly it was.
My friend Jeanette did this amazing header on her blog using only Pic Monkey.
I was stoked.
WHAT THA CRACKER??
YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN HEADER??
WHY AM I YELLING????
It was beautiful, simple and classic.
I wanted that header.
GET ME THAT HEADER.
I put it on the back burner of my brain and revisited it every once in a while.
When all of a sudden out of the blue, a nibble.
A little nibble.
I got a cartoon caricature of myself as a gift for my birthday from my brother and sister in law.
It is the cutest idea and I had never even thought about something like this.
But I guess most people don’t go around trying to find a cartoon character of themselves.
I think you need a cartoon character of yourself.
Here I am!
What a good hair day I was having!
And I look a lot like Ellen DeGeneres.
I love that.
My sister in law sent in the head shot from Listen To Your Mother here:
|Photo courtesy of Brandi and Balee Images|
First I love that she used this picture because it will always remind me of my first and probably only professional head shot.
I never ever want to forget this experience, I mean, I know I won’t but it is cool that I will always have this picture to remind me that I had a time in the spotlight once.
And it was STELLAR.
ON TO THE TUTORIAL.
For first time visitors, this is how my blog works.
If you aren’t keen on that kind of blog jive, you won’t be happy here.
You might want to move on to a more professional tutorial.
OK are they gone?
BRING OUT THE BEER BONG AND THE TOGAS!
S#%$ JUST GOT REAL!!!!
This is how you can create a header on your Blogger blog (I don’t “do” WordPress because I don’t “understand” WordPress)
Again, why I will never be on the home page of Blogher.
Go to Pic Monkey and open up the link at the top that says Design.
Aren’t my pictures great?
I was going to add little arrows and graphics to make it look all HuffPo pretty but alas, I got tired.
So this is all you get.
I was the kid in fifth grade that made the diorama with a graham cracker box, tooth floss and Easter grass and called it the “prehistoric era”.
You are welcome to all the kids who went after me.
Once you click DESIGN, it will give you some options on the side bar.
One of such options is canvas color.
You can pick any color you like but I wanted either white or transparent.
I originally picked white but when I went to add it to the blog, you could see where the header began and where the space where it didn’t fill the entire top part of the blog ended.
It really didn’t look that bad but for OCD Kari?
It bothered me.
So I went back and checked off the Transparent canvas box.
Now you can’t see the line at all.
Next option I picked is size.
I found this tutorial on Pinterest which pointed me in the right direction for Blogger header sizes.
900 x 200.
Read here for more detail and quite honestly, just go there and don’t come back here because I am sure she will direct you better than I could ever do.
But DO come back when you are done with the header.
Because I really like you.
So you have re- sized the canvas to fit the top of your blog and chosen the color of the canvas!
NOW you are ready to design your header, which is where the real fun begins.
I first worked on what I wanted my title to look like.
I have lots of fonts I love to use in Pic Monkey.
Channel and Mission Script are two of my favorites.
But I used Ostrich Sans Inline for the current title.
Which isn’t the font above.
Because if this were a good tutorial, I would have taken pictures of the ACTUAL FONT I USED.
By the way, when you check the box off that says TRANSPARENT, the background will look like above.
Which when you do this without a tutorial, will freak you out to the point of shaking.
WILL THERE BE SQUARES IN THE BACKGROUND??
WHY IS PIC MONKEY MESSING WITH MY BRAIN?
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE THE SQUARES???
HOW MANY MULTIVITAMINS DID I TAKE TODAY?????
AM I DRUNK?!?!?!?!
The squares are there, apparently, to prove to you that yes indeed it is transparent.
The squares are there to screw around with you.
Cocky little squares.
After you choose your font and get it all set with sizing etc., you might want to add a little something extra.
Or bowler hats.
Or cartoon pictures of yourself.
With big balls.
I like balls.
I said it.
Who the frick doesn’t???
I thought it would be fun to have balls all over my header.
If I am choosing, I say balls.
If my mom were choosing, she would say circles.
This is why my mom is a better person than I.
She would disagree with this sentence.
But she is.
I just clicked on Overlays on the left side where the pretty butterfly is.
The butterfly holds the balls.
Well not literally.
Click on Geometric to go to the balls.
You can then change the colors from black to any color of the rainbow.
There are so many options from this point, that is why it is so much fun.
Play around with your balls.
But definitely your balls.
* It was after I published this that I realized I never told you how I plugged in my cartoon self.
It was saved to my computer as a picture file.
All I did was add it onto the canvas as a photo and voila! *
I had so much fun, I made four headers.
#3 and #4 look almost identical.
I kind of went nuts with the balls.
IF YOU AREN’T LAUGHING RIGHT NOW, YOU HAVE NO SOUL.
Or you aren’t ten years old.
Which one do you like best?
I like that I have options.
Because we all know I move furniture and random people around in my house all the time because I get a wild hair and feel the need for change.
So lets say some crappy January day I decide to up and change my header?
I HAVE BACK UP!
So that is it!
I hope I helped you decide that even you can change your blog header.
OR I helped you decide to never follow any kind of tutorial on this blog again.
Yes, probably the second one.
Check out my Everyday I’m Blogging board on Pinterest for more great tutorials!
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