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What I Wish People Would Write on Facebook

I would like to credit my friend and fellow writer, Alison Lee for this idea, this brilliant idea.
She wrote this post back in October about random thoughts and ideas that don’t make it onto Facebook.
So I commented:


I have a way with words.

Then a few days later, Alison wrote:

So if Alison Lee says to please do it, you do it!
Because Alison Lee is awesome.
And so pretty.
I am not a stalker.
She is glad she lives in Malaysia. 
Far, far from me.

I could have gone the “real life statuses that don’t make it Facebook route” but I went another way.
The “OMG the things that would mortify us if people knew” route.
The “things that are so hilariously wrong that they are so right” route.
Welcome to my brain, open 24 hours a day and on holidays as well.




Facebook status


Facebook status
Facebook status


FB Dream Status


FB Dream status


Facebook dream status


Facebook dream status
FB Dream status


FB Status How many calories in a filet o fish?
Facebook Status AGFL


FB Status A G F L
Facebook status AGFL



Facebook status Shaved behind knee


Facebook dream status Cliff


Facebook petsmart clearance


Facebook Does Hobby Lobby Sell Cigarettes


Facebook I Think I Just Sharted


A Grace Full Life Facebook Anchorman quotes

Have a great weekend!

I love to write about my family, John Hughes, tacos and Bruce Hornsby. Not necessarily in that order.


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