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10 Items to Buy on Amazon to Make Winter Less Winter

 

Winter sucks. Unless you live in California, a majority of the southern states, Arizona, Texas or if you are reading internationally, everywhere except for Russia, Czechoslovakia, China and possibly parts of Turkey.

It really sucks this winter because I feel like the end of the world is near and of course, it falls during winter.

CAN YOU AT LEAST LET US GET A SPRING IN FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY?

Life is uncertain, order shit from Amazon that is whimsical. Get a prime membership so you can have your whimsical shit in less than two days!

 

Mr. Bacon's Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

1- Bacon flavored toothpaste 

I mean, come on! This is fun! On the plus side, if you are on a diet you can have bacon breath without all those nasty bacon calories.

2- Magical Defrosting Tray 

Okay, I just want this. It says it defrosts your meat in less than 30 minutes.

I said defrost your meat. 

3- Cards Against Humanity 

I feel like the times we are living in are a real-life game of Cards Against Humanity.

 

4- 2017 Bubble Wrap Calendar 

I know what my mom is ordering. Plus, how gratifying to pop one more day off the calendar.

Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper

5- Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper 

In case you get lost in the bathroom.

6- A Yodeling Pickle

WHY THE HELL NOT??

7-Fish Hotel 

Lucy needs this. If you don’t have a fish, you need to buy one. And really, why don’t you have a fish?

8- Pac-Man Ice Cube Tray 

If I buy this, I can pretend that Reagan is president and that I can go upstairs and dance to Kajagoogoo for hours in my bedroom.

9- Warming Butter Knife 

I am buying this because warm butter on homemade bread is what is gonna save me this winter.

10- Magnetic Bumper Sticker 

Because you know you have to.

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