A lot more than I would like to admit.
I give myself extra points on my Weight Watchers app for cleaning my house because my kids are extra dirty.
I Google phrases like “another word for beer” for my other writing job so I sound smart.
And I watch shows that I know my husband would like to watch alongside me alone because I cannot wait.
See?? WINONA GETS ME.
Side note- Mike and I watch This Is Us every week. Some weeks are good and some are bad but recently it was REALLY good and he was out-of-town on business. You know what I did? I watched it ahead. DO NOT TELL HIM. Then I acted like I hadn’t seen it before. DO NOT TELL HIM. I know this has nothing to do with Netflix but it’s for reference, see? Because there is nothing on Netflix beyond Gilmore Girls or Stranger Things that I am binge-ing and I don’t lie to all of you here.
I ASKED FOR 90210 NETFLIX. DON’T MAKE ME RUN TO HULU.
I know I am not the only one. I know you all are sneaky little boogers watching your shows ahead with the blanket over your head with a tub of chocolate chip cookie dough.
Or you are waiting until everyone leaves for the day and watching in broad daylight with the window blinds open?
You are one saucy minx.
Netflix even made a cheating tutorial for you.
Suuure, they have time to make videos but no time to get 90210. I read you loud and clear.
My favorite cheat is Gilmore Girls and Stranger Things.
Even though Mike doesn’t watch Stranger Things.
But if I was gonna cheat, it would be Stranger Things.
It would also be 90210.
That was a dig.
I’m not bitter.