I know what you’re thinking: super, yet ANOTHER Amazon post from Kari. LISTEN, I love Amazon, okay? And they treat bloggers (see: me) fairly. So, therefore, they should be your favorite post because you like me.
Also, I really like the turkey baby outfit and someone connected to me needs to buy this for a baby. Or household pet. Take pictures and send them to me and I will put it on the blog.
So in order to be the best Thanksgiving host you can possibly be, you need these items at your table.
I’ll be back the end of the week with scene two of the screenplay. But only if you buy the baby turkey outfit.
This was my favorite holiday book when I was a child. In fact, when Thanksgiving time rolled around, it was this book that I looked forward to most, even over stuffing. My priorities were different back then, okay?
You need your baby to be dressed as a turkey. That is what you have babies for, duh.
Walk this way.
You and me babe.
Or this one is cute too. But buy the other one too because Def Leppard.
A tablecloth that kids can draw on. This is genius. Why didn’t we ever think of this? Oh wait, it’s called grocery store bags on top of tables. Kids today are SO lucky.
Watch this instead of going out shopping after dinner. Or here’s a concept: sit at the table and talk about absolutely nothing of importance. Or Sheila’s Pour Some Gravy On Me tee-shirt. She’s a hoot!
Because Uncle Harvey’s pumpkin spice martini’s go down a lot smoother (and faster) with one of these straws.
BUY THE DAMN TURKEY OUTFIT.
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