An Amazon Thanksgiving

I know what you’re thinking: super, yet ANOTHER Amazon post from Kari. LISTEN, I love Amazon, okay? And they treat bloggers (see: me) fairly. So therefore, they should be your favorite post because you like me.

Also, I really like the turkey baby outfit and someone connected to me needs to buy this for a baby. Or household pet. Take pictures and send them to me and I will put it on the blog.

So in order to be the best Thanksgiving host you can possibly be, you need these items at your table.

I’ll be back the end of the week with scene two of the screenplay. But only if you buy the baby turkey outfit.

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This was my favorite holiday book when I was a child. In fact, when Thanksgiving time rolled around, it was this book that I looked forward to most, even over stuffing. My priorities were different back then, okay?

juDanzy Halloween & Christmas Baby Gift Box outfit set (0-3 Months, Tom Turkey)

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You need your baby to be dressed as a turkey. That is what you have babies for, duh.

Women's Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt - Pour Some Gravy Turkey Shirt XL Olive

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Step inside.

Walk this way.

You and me babe.

Hey hey.

Hestenve Women's Short Sleeve Cotton ME&YOU THANKFUL Printed Knits Tees Top T Shirts

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Or this one is cute too. But buy the other one too because Def Leppard.

Kids Coloring and Activity Thanksgiving Tablecloth Bundle - 5 Items: 1 Paper Table Cover, 1 Box of Crayons, Treat Cups with Stickers, Plates & Napkins

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A tablecloth that kids can draw on. This is genius. Why didn’t we ever think of this? Oh wait, it’s called grocery store bags on top of tables. Kids today are SO lucky.

A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Deluxe Edition

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Watch this instead of going out shopping after dinner. Or here’s a concept: sit at the table and talk about absolutely nothing of importance. Or Sheila’s Pour Some Gravy On Me tee-shirt. She’s a hoot!

Thanksgiving Dinner Straws (25 Pack) - Fall Leaf Autumn Wedding Party Supplies, Orange & Brown Assorted Paper Straws for Thanksgiving Table Decor

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Because Uncle Harvey’s pumpkin spice martini’s go down a lot smoother (and faster) with one of these straws.

BUY THE DAMN TURKEY OUTFIT. 


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14 thoughts on “An Amazon Thanksgiving

  1. Andrea

    Add to to-do list—-go to animal shelter and ask which dog wants to be dressed in that turkey outfit–ALL of the dogs! Must pet and bring thanksgiving joy to all dogs. Remember to bring gravy!

    Butbitbis raining again and i have crawled back into bed-must have screenplay NOW!!!
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  2. Rita

    I want the gravy t-shirt, bad. That is just all kinds of awesome. And I like these posts because 1) They are funny; 2) I see stuff I would otherwise never see. So, feel free to keep ’em coming.
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    1. Kari Post author

      Listen, I have had Google Adsense on my blog for over a year and I barely made 50. THAT IS HORRIBLE, BY THE WAY.

      Keep trying with Amazon and let me know when you publish a post. I will buy the SHIT out of everything.

      And yes, you need that tee shirt.

  3. Teresa

    These are cute! I especially love the “Thankful” t-shirt. But that tablecloth is a thought too. Maybe it’ll keep the grandkids entertained! Thank you for sharing at Party in Your PJ’s!

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