I Cheated on Peanut Butter with Joanna Gaines

We have lived in our home for over 11 years now, moving into it in July 2005.

When we first moved in, our walls were builder grade white walls, never painted.

 

Living room before

A picture from the realtor guide when we bought the home.

 

 

The walls were chalky, rough and just white.

 

Dining room before

They had good taste just not our taste.

 

So the following spring after moving in, we decided to paint all the walls in the lower level.

My mom told us about a very popular neutral, Peanut Butter by Behr, and we instantly fell in love with it. It was the perfect color for our blah home, just what we needed to make the walls pop.

 

 

living room/peanut butter paint behr

Our living/dining room circa 2011.

 

By the way, I wrote a post about all the before’s and after’s in our home back in 2011. It makes me laugh because every room has changed in color since that post with the exception of the family room.

The peanut butter color lasted us through many years of life but after 10 years, it was starting to show its age.

 

walls peanut butter by behr

 

Scrapes, gouges, and huge chunks were missing from the wall.  A few years ago, my husband did try to touch up the paint but it ended up making it look even worse.

 

peanut butter by behr

 

Can you see the old paint vs. the touch up? It really wasn’t his fault, the paint had faded and in trying to make it look better, the new paint actually made the old paint look even worse.

But we were desperate because painting this room was not easy. CATHEDRAL CEILINGS, Y’ALL.  We had dreaded having to re-paint this since the first time we painted.

In 2005, we were amateur home owners, painting newbies, novices to the world of paint textures (flat, satin, eggshell…), so when we painted the entire living room, dining room (with a cathedral ceiling), foyer (also with a cathedral ceiling), stairwell (cathedral ceiling for the win!) and upstairs hallway (where all the children sleep, play and run up and down touching every surface) in a FLAT paint?

Well, we literally didn’t see it coming.

Until we saw the writing on the wall. Literally.

Stains, fingerprints, pencil marks, food, drink, vomit, blood…you name it and it was on our walls.

At one point, I made the fatal error of trying to use a magic eraser to get rid of the stains. That only seemed to make the problem worse. It was within the first three years that we realized flat paint was very bad and the peanut butter color was making it even worse.

When people would come visit, I would say ….excuse the dings and dents, we are living life here…..but secretly, I wanted these walls to go away.

But there was this wall:

 

growth chart on wall

 

As you can kind of see, we started this in August of 2005 to document Anna’s height. It was the perfect wall to do the measuring and we wanted to set up roots here. This was our home, so we shall measure you on the wall for all eternity. After Ella was born, we continued the tradition because roots. Alongside the heart tugging measurements, you can also see the touch up paint as well as the magic eraser swipes and pen marks,  but this wall man.

 

growth chart on wall

 

Then this summer, I started noticing that Anna’s teenage friends were also marking their height on the growth chart as well as some friends of ours who came to stay with us. This wall was full of memories and I wasn’t about to get rid of it.

 

painting

 

 

But first a new color and for that I blame Joanna Gaines from the HGTV show, Fixer Upper.

She comes off all sweet, kind and I love Jesus and all but deep down to her core I know she is evil.
Because it is her fault that I even wanted to paint these damn rooms in the first place.

If you have never seen the show Fixer Upper, do not start now. I REPEAT, DO NOT START NOW.
It will suck you in and you will never be the same.
You will want things like farmhouse sinks and stuff called shiplap ( I still don’t know what in the hell it is but I must have it), you will want dark wood floors and barn beams and light gray walls.
DAMN YOU JOANNA GAINES! DAMN YOU!!!!

 

I was perusing Pinterest after being up in the middle of the night because of middle age urinating, when I found a pin that showed me ALL OF THE PAINTS JOANNA GAINES USES.
In one handy guide, thank you very much Pinterest.
And there was one color that kept on popping in my feed over and over and over.

Silver Strand by Sherwin Williams.

This is Joanna’s favorite color for family rooms…..

This is what Joanna would pick for a cozy bedroom….

This is the color of Joanna Gaines shiplap on her farmhouse kitchen sink near the dark wood floors covered in barn beams……

I’m convinced that “shiplap” is a Christian swear word that Joanna Gaines made up so that she could hear people use that word all over television, read that word all over blogs and Pinterest and laugh her 90 pound ass off when it’s used wrong in a complete sentence.

Holy shiplap, I said to myself, get me that paint color!

Being the minion that I am, off I went to the Sherwin Williams store to get my paint swatch and in my husband went to Home Depot to get the paint.

We decided, our home was going to be Joanna-fied for shiplap’s sake.

 

 painting the living room

 

My dear friend Rebecca offered to help us on our first day of painting. That is a good friend, by the way. Because painting is hard work and doing it for your own satisfaction is quite different from doing it for somebody else’s.

Rebecca is the shiplap.

 

painting walls silver strand

 

Bye-bye Peanut Butter by Behr. You were good to us for many years but you are starting to look like shiplap so it’s time for a change.

 

dog helping paint

 

I should also mention we had another helper as well. I didn’t take a picture of my best friend painting but of course I took a picture of the dog. Because I am one of those people now. Shiplap……

 

Silver Strand Sherwin Williams

Being no Joanna Gaines myself, I thought Silver Strand would be more silver. Duh.

It turns out it is a blue-gray which means in different light it looks completely different.

Light blue in one area.

 

painting Silver Strand

 

White in others.

thanks to Joanna Gaines

 

And silver-blue in others.

 

Sherwin Williams

 

But with every coat, I was loving it more.

It took us three days total to finish this paint job, a lot shorter than we imagined because we had Rebecca’s help the first day.

By the way, she had a great tip for us: freeze our paint brushes so we wouldn’t have to rinse them out each night.

This saved us so much time!

Simply put your brushes in plastic Ziploc bags, seal to get out as much air as possible (you can’t seal the bag all the way) and put in the freezer with your fish sticks.

 

freezer paint brushes

 

The next day, we opened the freezer took the paint brushes out and immediately began to paint.

And three days later, this is what it looked like:

 

Silver strand by Sherwin Williams

 

Right????

 

Sherwin Williams

 

Even at night it looks so much brighter in here!

 

Silver Strand paint

 

And on a cloudy day!

 

Silver strand paint living room

 

And that wall?

 

 

growth chart

 

Didn’t touch it. And it totally works with these colors.

 

Peanut Butter Behr/ Silver Strand Sherwin Williams

I guess a thank you is in order for Joanna Gaines.

Thank you for making our home look less like shiplap.


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24 thoughts on “I Cheated on Peanut Butter with Joanna Gaines

  1. Andrea

    Helped a friend paint last week and had almost tamed the fever…and now this!?!?!? Uh oh! My rooms are all cowering, wondering who it’s gonna be. “Can’t she just write a blog post and leave us alone!?” NO! No, I cannot. There is a ship lap storm brewing!!!!!
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  2. Rita

    I’m so glad you didn’t paint the height wall! And your walls look so nice. 3 days of painting sounds awful, but it feels so good to paint a room.

    And thank you for making me LOL more than once reading this. And glad to know I’m not the only middle-aged night pee-er. 🙂
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  3. Jessie

    Yes, Fixer Upper will suck you in. Our youngest LOVES it. Before learning the names of family she knew Chip’s name. She’ll say, “I want to watch the house show” when you try to turn on children’s programming. Thank you Netflix for Fixer Upper!!

    Laughed out loud to the 90 pound remark. And the flat paint. 😂

    Your room is lovely!!! 3 days. You have way more patience than I do.

  4. Richella Parham

    Oh my word. You are SO FUNNY.

    I agree with you about shiplap. What on earth? Suddenly it’s on everyone’s lips.

    But you gotta admit JoJo knows her stuff when it comes to paint colors, huh? The new color looks wonderful. And I love the way you preserved the precious measurement wall. 🙂 Well done!

  5. Megan @ Adventure & Home

    Hahaha! The Joanna Gaines fever is so deadly! I totally understand that life! When I go shopping for home decor, it’s all farm industrial and natural tones! Seriously, I think she has some voodoo magic going on!

    Also–Loving the phrase, “Holy, Shiplap!”

  6. Laura

    Followed the link from Thrifty Decor Chick – Glad I did. Love your writing style and agree with you completely! I need a T-shirt — Holy Shiplap!

    Your room looks great. I just repainted my living room SW Repose Grey and it looks a little too blue for my taste but Hello Tall Ceilings – I will learn to live with it for another 10 years or so!

    1. Kari Post author

      I’m glad you stopped by as well!

      This color was a little too blue for me too but as you said, there is no way I am painting it any time soon lol.
      I do love it now and it makes the room so much brighter.
      We are painting our family room this spring but will go with a more silver silver. 😉

  7. Brook

    I had to laugh when I came upon your post this morning on Pinterest. We’re getting ready to cover up our Behr Peanut Butter walls with Sherwin Williams Eternity.

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